What is your shipping policy?

Orders are shipped only when all products are available. Pre-order items can hold up an order, so if you want something badly and its already available, order it separately.  


All orders shipped USPS First Class mail with insurance and tracking number. It's not the cheapest option, but we don't want anything to get lost. We are putting our foot down and saying this is the only method we will abide by.... that is unless you want another option. If you want to roll the dice and go with a cheaper shipping method (especially if you live outside the dastardly disgusting U.S.), contact shq@thesecretheadquarters.com and they will figure out a way for you to order some fucking comics without having to pay what equals a months rent. We will work it out. Nobody over here is getting rich. YET.



All international orders are sent first class, insured and with tracking. Again, contact shq@thesecretheadquarters.com if you want to find a cheaper, albeit somewhat more unreliable, option to getting stuff over to you. 


How do I order wholesale?

E-mail Sammy Harkham. He is very nice. 


Any other questions?

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